Pokey Minch's DNA Surprise
by

StarMark
Wednesday, August 6, 2003

Sorry. It's been a while. We have taken a while to test Pokey's DNA analysis. Well, I have to say, it was a surprise. As Professor Andonuts explains...

Yes... thank you Apple Kid. At first glance, Pokey Minch's DNA was normal to any human being. But upon further investegation, he certainly was... different.

He had an extra Y chromosome. That basically means he is a more aggressive and err.... 'moody' person. He also has an enlargement of the hypothalamus. Channels more aggression. Bad sign....

But the most shocking of all was the fact that he had a disfigured 22nd chromosome. That means, in English terms, that the chromosome that seperates us from chimpanzees, was incomplete. That means that Pokey is a umm... well, he is one of the 'missing links' that have eluded me for quite some time. I must say... when I compared his DNA to a cave boy's there was not that many similarities, except one. Atleast he is as intelligent as an ordinary human being. But, there was one gene that was strange. This is a gene that is similar to the monkeys that live underground. He had the same exact gene. One that, believe it or not, controls the monkey's diet. That means that Apple Kid's observation on his case of why Pokey took only the bananas can be explained. Because monkeys eat bananas! What a shock! They also like hamburgers. (No wonder why he is so obese) And monkeys also love to urinate and deficate in public places. But it seems that those are the only similarities of Pokey and a chimpanzee. Well, maybe there are more. I am going to iron out the kinks of my iron pencil erasor. I'll give the summary back to Apple Kid.

Well, there you have it. Professor Andonuts and I have diagnosed his case. He has a mild case of monkey fever. Who knew? Now that we know his genetical characteristics, perhaps there will be new leads in the case. I just received news that a man that sells water in a dessert in Scaraba just got robbed from Pokey Minch. See you again in Scaraba.

Apple Kid.
 



 
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