Hey, ti's me, the Kooky Wooky Woman! First of all, I have to say I'm sooooo sorry for letting all my fans down, so shame on me! I have been very busy this summer, taking Cooking Classes in college. Since rates have risen, I have to write my articles for ENC more often now. And the one person I have to thank specially is Paula Polestar from Twoson. She was the one to snap me from my slump when she mentioned she was disappointed that the I haven't written any recipes. I'm sorry Paula, hope you read this, and I hope we can become good friends. Enough of this nonsense, I'll tell you about my vacation and recipe hunt during the summer.

Not surprisingly, I went to Summers during the summer. Well, duh! Summers is like the Cuisine Capital of Eagleland, and I wanted to go ask around for some recipees and stuff. The first thing I noticed was a man selling a very famous Summers treat, "gelato de resort." I asked him to give me his recipee, and at first he was very reluctant like. I told him that his treat would be glorified in Eagleland News Central and that would boost up his sales, so he replied that he would give me the recipe if I would listen to his story. Allways kind, I sat down in the Stoic Club to listen to what I didn't know at the time was a very looooong and boooooring story.

He said his sales where at an all-time low due to the popularity of the Magi Cake Lady's (my best friend) newest delight, magic tarts. He said that if he goes out of business he would move back with his two brothers at Dusty Dunes Desert. His name was Pancho, and his brothers, Poncho and Pincho, along with their friend, Tomas Jefferson, run a strange human slot machine. (Affectionately dubbed "Dusty Dunes Desert Mexican Amazing Slot Machine Tourist Hooooooot Spooooooot)I asked him more about whether or not he ever worked at D_D_DMAS*MTH*S He said he used to, but he got tired of being in the heat for six to eight hours a day doing something he thought was stupid. Besides, they only charged one dollar per game. What is one dollar divided by three? If you answered 33 and 1/3 cents, you are better in math than I am. So, Pancho left Pincho and Poncho to sell his masterpiece "gelato de resort" first in Fourside, then at Summers, and Picho and Poncho were forced to find a replacement for their business, Tomas Jefferson. *Wow, like my head huuuuuurts!*

I listened to his boring, long, and tedious story. So just as he promised, he told me the recipe, and now it's my turn for me to promise to to you the recipee of "resort de gelato." Sure, you didn't get a recipee, but you got the inside scoooooop on the story of the D_D_DMAS*MTH*S. (What cute 17 year old girl like me can't resist gossip?) You will have your recipe soon enough.

Kooky Wooky Woman