StarMark Monday, August
25, 2003
Hey, ti's me, the Kooky Wooky Woman! First of all, I have to say I'm sooooo
sorry for letting all my fans down, so shame on me! I have been very busy this
summer, taking Cooking Classes in college. Since rates have risen, I have to
write my articles for ENC more often now. And the one person I have to thank
specially is Paula Polestar from Twoson. She was the one to snap me from my
slump when she mentioned she was disappointed that the I haven't written any
recipes. I'm sorry Paula, hope you read this, and I hope we can become good
friends. Enough of this nonsense, I'll tell you about my vacation and recipe
hunt during the summer.
Not surprisingly, I went to Summers during the summer. Well, duh! Summers is
like the Cuisine Capital of Eagleland, and I wanted to go ask around for some
recipees and stuff. The first thing I noticed was a man selling a very famous
Summers treat, "gelato de resort." I asked him to give me his recipee, and at
first he was very reluctant like. I told him that his treat would be glorified
in Eagleland News Central and that would boost up his sales, so he replied that
he would give me the recipe if I would listen to his story. Allways kind, I
sat down in the Stoic Club to listen to what I didn't know at the time was a
very looooong and boooooring story.
He said his sales where at an all-time low due to the popularity of the Magi
Cake Lady's (my best friend) newest delight, magic tarts. He said that if he
goes out of business he would move back with his two brothers at Dusty Dunes
Desert. His name was Pancho, and his brothers, Poncho and Pincho, along with
their friend, Tomas Jefferson, run a strange human slot machine.
(Affectionately dubbed "Dusty Dunes Desert Mexican Amazing Slot Machine Tourist
Hooooooot Spooooooot)I asked him more about whether or not he ever worked at
D_D_DMAS*MTH*S He said he used to, but he got tired of being in the heat for six
to eight hours a day doing something he thought was stupid. Besides, they only
charged one dollar per game. What is one dollar divided by three? If you
answered 33 and 1/3 cents, you are better in math than I am. So, Pancho left
Pincho and Poncho to sell his masterpiece "gelato de resort" first in Fourside,
then at Summers, and Picho and Poncho were forced to find a replacement for
their business, Tomas Jefferson. *Wow, like my head huuuuuurts!*
I listened to his boring, long, and tedious story. So just as he promised, he
told me the recipe, and now it's my turn for me to promise to to you the
recipee of "resort de gelato." Sure, you didn't get a recipee, but you got the
inside scoooooop on the story of the D_D_DMAS*MTH*S. (What cute 17 year old girl
like me can't resist gossip?) You will have your recipe soon enough.
Kooky Wooky Woman
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