Quite FRANKly, I think I'm funnier than you
by

STAREYe
Wednesday, August 6, 2003

Hey there, like Liar and the Coffee Cup before me, I'm going to take a stab at comedy. Get it? Take a stab? I fight with my knife? Never mind.

So anyway, I missed the Scalding Cup's act, but I heard it was real hot stuff, heheh. I did see Liar's though, and there's no way to lie or exaggerate, even he couldn't dig himself out of level of comedy he lowered himself to.

So how about that trouble they've been having with the Travel guide? They were doing all right until the trumpet guy blew it. Get it? Blew it? 'Cause he's a trumpet guy, and, uh, yeah.

I imagine you've heard of what's going on over in Happy Happy Village, the place is turning pink! What you probably don't know, is that it's because it's been taken over by Mr Saturns. Yeah, they're going to use the people there as slaves to deliver their Piggy Jelly a crossed the world. Wups, I guess I squealed their secret. Piggy? Squealed? Heheh.

Well, that about wraps up my act. I might try this again, after all, I'm currently the only good comedian around. Liar stank. Flying Man? In your dreams. And as for the Scalding Cup, Well, the coffee addict met him after swearing off coffee for the sixth time. Afterwards the cup had a very empty feeling, and the coffee addict was very full of it. Yeah that was lame. Oh well.
 



 
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