Wednesday, August 6, 2003
Hey there, like Liar and the Coffee Cup before me, I'm going to take a
stab at comedy. Get it? Take a stab? I fight with my knife? Never mind.
So anyway, I missed the Scalding Cup's act, but I heard it was real hot
stuff, heheh. I did see Liar's though, and there's no way to lie or
exaggerate, even he couldn't dig himself out of level of comedy he lowered
So how about that trouble they've been having with the Travel guide? They
were doing all right until the trumpet guy blew it. Get it? Blew it?
'Cause he's a trumpet guy, and, uh, yeah.
I imagine you've heard of what's going on over in Happy Happy Village, the
place is turning pink! What you probably don't know, is that it's because
it's been taken over by Mr Saturns. Yeah, they're going to use the people
there as slaves to deliver their Piggy Jelly a crossed the world. Wups, I
guess I squealed their secret. Piggy? Squealed? Heheh.
Well, that about wraps up my act. I might try this again, after all, I'm
currently the only good comedian around. Liar stank. Flying Man? In your
dreams. And as for the Scalding Cup, Well, the coffee addict met him after
swearing off coffee for the sixth time. Afterwards the cup had a very
empty feeling, and the coffee addict was very full of it. Yeah that was
lame. Oh well.