This... This tape... It will never be shown to anyone, correct? Good... Good...
Hello, I- I am the Healer. I- I bear a tragic secret. My... My hobby... My
hobby is my problem. You see... I enjoy Mushrooms.
I am absolutely mad about them. I- I steal them from the Mushroom Girl. I pay
people for mushrooms when they come to me, instead of them paying me to cure them...
It has put me in a poor state.
It all started when I was little. I always wanted to be a doctor. I lived in the
Deep Darkness. There were plenty of mushrooms... I disected them. I knew
everything about them; there wasn't much else to do there. That's why I wanted to
be a doctor. I found them fascinating, mushrooms...
Well, in College, I told the Eagleland Science and Technology founders, the doctors
of Onett and Fourside, and even the great Dr. Andonuts to an assembly I held. It
was about an important breakthrough in science and health.
Everything went wrong.
My project was about mushrooms and how they contributed to our world... It seemed
that my theory that mushrooms are actually alien pods and that the goo inside could
cure cancer and maybe even lung disease was hilarious to them. I was crushed; even
Dr. Andonuts was laughing his head off.
I dropped out of college the next day.
I never got my degree, so I became a second-rate Healer. I was still hooked on
mushrooms... Nothing could stop me from obssesing over them.
One day while leaving the Twoson Hospital I saw her: the Mushroom Girl. She was
picking mushrooms happily in by a small cluster. I looked over her shoulder and saw
a sort of mushroom I've never seen before: the Blue-Blue Mushroom. They were not
blue at all. I'm surprised that is what they were called. It was amazing... They
even jiggled! I waited until nightfall... She was still there. Once she left for
home, I came out from behind a big rock and started plucking the mushrooms... Once
I got to my small shack in Onett, I was gowing with happiness.
I had devoted my life (besides the small amount of time I put into being a Healer)
to finding out how mushrooms could help. True, they didn't cure cancer or lung
disease, but they still had some cool things they could do.
Yes, the Blue-Blue mushrooms were poisonous, but luckily, not poisonous enough to
stop my bloodflow.
Just poisonous enough to stop my heart.
I found out that the Mushy mushrooms helped heal cuts faster, the SHROOMs were brain
food, and that eating Rancid mushrooms was almost as bad as eating Blue-Blue
My discoveries were shown to those that should know, but I was not
credited. I didn't care. I just wanted to live peacefully with my mushrooms.
Dr. Andonuts was even surprised by my discoveries. I was happy.
I still never got my degree, but they did start a newsubject in College: Mushroom
I hope that mushrooms will cure anything iff used properly.
I'm done... Now, you will burn this and not give it to some passerby outside the
Sharks' place? Good.