[Television Commercial Transcript]
"Hey everyone! I'm Jeff, son of the well known Dr. Andonuts! You may be
wondering, "What is this little boy doing on the T.V.?". So I'll tell you
"After many travels with friends and a lot of Coffee, I have finally
realized my talent as a repairman! Here at Jeff's Repair Service, we can fix
anything like brand new, even if it's not necesessarily what it was before
it was broken!"
"See this? This was a worthless Suporma machine by Orange Kid. But working
through the night, we have crafted it into the work of art known as the
Hungry HP Sucker! And see this useless old broken toaster? We slaved for
hours on end until from ashes rose the Delicious Toast! Not that we got it
working, we actually turned the Toaster into Toast, how ironic eh?"
"Now you may be expecting, "Since their service is so good and so nicely
priced, this repair shop must be an evil big business conglomerate. WRONG!
We started as a little company and remain a little company. We also pride
ourselves in knowing each of your names for 2 reasons. One, to better
understand our costomers and provide the best possible service. And Two, to
later sell to the Government for Tax write-offs. Plus every time you come in
and have your equipment repaired, you are saving some poor defenseless baby
seal. Yes, we at Jeff's Repair Service, love baby seals. You don't hate baby
seals do you?
"We've helped other people, and we just might be able to help you! Call
1-800-JEFF-FIX, thats 1-800-JEFF-FIX our operators Apple Kid and the Info
Mole are standing by. So call now!! Or at least sometime in the near