Summers Crime Log #1
by

Jim
Sunday, September 7, 2003

Summers Crime Log, 9/1/03-9/7/03

Monday, September 1, 2003

1:00 AM - Officers on Howell St., Single vehicle accident, everyone’s a-okay.
9:05 AM - Boat reported stolen.
9:06 AM - Guys hold up a convenience store. What a shame.
11:11 AM - Convenience store robbers collide head on with police car. Robbers sneak off as officers are occupied with the coffee they spilled on themselves.
3:59 PM - Fight breaks out on the beach. Small guy says the big guy started it, big guy arrested because I didn’t know what else to do.
7:20 PM - Television reported stolen in local bar. Bartender claims to have been in the bathroom at the time.
8:30 PM - After reviewing the case at home, bartender arrested for potentially allowing minors to consume alcohol while in the bathroom.
11:53 PM - Reports of aliens on Wells Rd. Area cleared, no aliens found.

Tuesday, September 2, 2003

8:45 AM - Uniforms of officers involved in collision Monday reported stolen. Drycleaner owner arrested on charges of resisting arrest. Two officers without uniforms, take the day off.
9:00 AM - More officers take the day off because “it’s not fair, I bet they’re just watching the baseball game”.
1:56 PM - #56 hits a home run, ties the game.
10:37 PM - Man arrested for disturbing the peace, claims he was only celebrating Tuesday night.

Wednesday, September 3, 2003

4:43 AM - Boat reported stolen. Owner arrested for bugging the police too early.
10:24 AM - Break-in on 24th St., Nothing reported stolen.
1:21 PM - Steers hold up traffic on Beach St. Local cowboy arrested.
2:00 PM - Cowboy released after police attempts to round up steers fail. Steers are successfully brought back to the fields.
3:55 PM - Prisoner arrested for disruptive conduct, fined $500.

Thursday, September 4, 2003

1:04 PM - Hostage situation at local museum. Gunmen escape via helicopter.
11:34 PM - Boat containing boat hijacked. Evidence inconclusive.

Friday, September 5, 2003

10:02 AM - Elementary school students arrested for skipping school.
11:00 AM - Students arrested, returned to field trip at police station. Teacher fined $500 for disruptive conduct.
1:20 PM - Carjacking reported, high speed chase ensues.
3:40 PM - Carjacker interrupts little league baseball game. Batter strikes out due to distraction, umpire declared that the play stands.

Saturday, September 6, 2003

1:40 AM - Carjacker finishes 600th lap around Summers.
3:55 AM - Carjacker escapes into international borders.
9:33 AM - Mayor requests assistance with breakfast. I suggest a donut.
3:29 PM - Break-in at Restaurant, two turkeys stolen.
5:30 PM - Turkeys recovered, appear to be eaten.

Sunday, September 7, 2003

Crimes may have occurred, but I was busy watching football.
 



 
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