Summers Crime Log, 9/1/03-9/7/03
Monday, September 1, 2003
1:00 AM - Officers on Howell St., Single vehicle
accident, everyone’s a-okay.
9:05 AM - Boat reported stolen.
9:06 AM - Guys hold up a convenience store. What a
11:11 AM - Convenience store robbers collide head on
with police car. Robbers sneak off as officers are
occupied with the coffee they spilled on themselves.
3:59 PM - Fight breaks out on the beach. Small guy
says the big guy started it, big guy arrested because
I didn’t know what else to do.
7:20 PM - Television reported stolen in local bar.
Bartender claims to have been in the bathroom at the
8:30 PM - After reviewing the case at home, bartender
arrested for potentially allowing minors to consume
alcohol while in the bathroom.
11:53 PM - Reports of aliens on Wells Rd. Area
cleared, no aliens found.
Tuesday, September 2, 2003
8:45 AM - Uniforms of officers involved in collision
Monday reported stolen. Drycleaner owner arrested on
charges of resisting arrest. Two officers without
uniforms, take the day off.
9:00 AM - More officers take the day off because “it’s
not fair, I bet they’re just watching the baseball
1:56 PM - #56 hits a home run, ties the game.
10:37 PM - Man arrested for disturbing the peace,
claims he was only celebrating Tuesday night.
Wednesday, September 3, 2003
4:43 AM - Boat reported stolen. Owner arrested for
bugging the police too early.
10:24 AM - Break-in on 24th St., Nothing reported
1:21 PM - Steers hold up traffic on Beach St. Local
2:00 PM - Cowboy released after police attempts to
round up steers fail. Steers are successfully brought
back to the fields.
3:55 PM - Prisoner arrested for disruptive conduct,
Thursday, September 4, 2003
1:04 PM - Hostage situation at local museum. Gunmen
escape via helicopter.
11:34 PM - Boat containing boat hijacked. Evidence
Friday, September 5, 2003
10:02 AM - Elementary school students arrested for
11:00 AM - Students arrested, returned to field trip
at police station. Teacher fined $500 for disruptive
1:20 PM - Carjacking reported, high speed chase
3:40 PM - Carjacker interrupts little league baseball
game. Batter strikes out due to distraction, umpire
declared that the play stands.
Saturday, September 6, 2003
1:40 AM - Carjacker finishes 600th lap around Summers.
3:55 AM - Carjacker escapes into international
9:33 AM - Mayor requests assistance with breakfast. I
suggest a donut.
3:29 PM - Break-in at Restaurant, two turkeys stolen.
5:30 PM - Turkeys recovered, appear to be eaten.
Sunday, September 7, 2003
Crimes may have occurred, but I was busy watching