Iíve only worked at one place in my life and I plan on
keeping it that way: At the Onett burger shop. Iíve
worked here since I was 14, when I could cook what I
think would be an average burger by my standards now.
I can say that without a doubt, I can serve you the
best burgers in the world, even on my bad days. I
never realized until now, but I took my first vacation
from work lately and was able to visit lots of nearby
places and others a bit further away. On my vacation,
I was able to taste burgers from places lots of people
think of as big burger cities.
I packed my bags and was able to get a ride to Twoson,
right next to Onett. I actually have some connections
to the Mayor so he let me stay in that little shack
Everdred used to live in. It was cold and I could
swear that the TV kept turning on by itself, but it
was good enough to get me by for two days. Anyways,
this is about burgers and I got to eat one in the
Twoson department store. Honestly, they make a good
burger, but it just seemed to be lacking something. It
felt sloppy and impersonal.
After Twoson, I skipped Threed and went straight to
Fourside. I donít see how anyone can live in Threed.
They donít have a single place selling burgers. Iím
proud of what I do and seeing such deprived people
just makes me feel like Iím not doing enough. I spent
the rest of the vacation in Fourside. It was great,
Fourside is a fun city. But the burgers arenít good
enough to satisfy a city that big. With twice the beef
I use, they certainly are big enough, but the people
there work so hard, except the Fourside burger people.
While I was in Fourside, I heard about a place that
makes burgers so big most people canít eat them in
under a half hour, if they can finish. But those are
probably some plain tasting burgers. Just like
Foursideís double burgers. Part of what makes a burger
good is the other stuff besides the meat. I think Iíve
found the perfect combination of pickles, lettuce,
tomatoes, ketchup and onions for a good burger. Twoson
tries, but I think they include too many onions.
Fourside relies solely on the meat. The only other
thing Foursideís burger place includes is cheese and
one time, they forgot that.
So after spending some time with someone elseís
burgers, I can safely say that Onett has the best
burgers in the world. Some people just donít know what
else to put under the bun besides the meat. Others
think that itís the only thing that goes under the
bun. I know burgers and I challenge anyone to make one