Homeopathic Cures
by

The Great Garlic
Monday, September 10, 2007

Medicine is a serious topic; many times it can mean life or death for things that could easily be cured based on what is given and the method given. My studies, which are very deep, have found western medicines very insufficient. We have a pharmaceutical industry. Industry should not be there. Medicine should be for the benefit of all, and most of the product from the pharmaceutical industry do very little and, because of there highly synthetic nature, often leave terrible side effects. Well, I am now going to reveal to you the extremely old and honest medicines of the east.

Western medicine is very young, primitive some would say. Eastern medicines are ancient. It is older than Kung Fu, which itself was one of the arts of an ancient Chinese man to master along with medicine, poetry, calligraphy, and painting when Kung Fu was coming about in China about four and a half millennia ago. Even with the only four and a half millennia, that is a lot of time to perfect something. Time alone would mean that these cures are far more perfected than the rather infantile Western medicine, and they are in fact.

Eastern medicine derives all of its sources from natural things which are to be used in a way that is not chemically altered. That means you are basically eating plants: leaves, roots, and seeds. Humans have eaten plants forever; there are very scarce and weak side effects. Most of them even give extra benefits, and, on top of that, they taste like foods you can eat and not weird plastic things. We haven’t eaten plastics in the past.

Eastern medicines are far more effective; they even have effective methods of killing off cancers with garlic and suma, which is also known as the “Brazilian ginsing.” Then things like foti can be given with lung cancer patients so that elasticity can return to their lungs. Eastern medicine has a better tendency of attacking sources than symptoms.

I hope this has been enlightening for you; maybe it will help your health improve. Nature can fix things that came from it, which is what Eastern medicine has done and what the Western medicine is behind millennia because of.
 



 
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