Kraken Tales
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Translated by some man from Scaraba ()

The Great Garlic
Sathurday, August 19, 2006

Kraken: Gomu nothuya gaaaah mukuk higgle dang. Jumiou haggara katakaga yubi yubi ya tol giglehiyoputhuyabino hibble. Daluk kajipoo wuan bakailoptsu psangar killi koo noob cozzii porriyonahie dilly dally dono oggitherwaquo malimanu maki-maki. Hi hibbleya to no jogu gomu. Supla weraw splat higgle dokkin burp. Gomu? Galla gilishna to no gomu da reshen toya higgle biggle. Hbbib o nakatta ratayo narwee, libblipop. Nagga ductures on arma! Arma Virumque cano Troiae qui primus ab oris. Labbala dono nakko illiutestliber sanna hatha row biggle bagel, thiw kreem ceheez. Millina galla ronokojoi. Jonuyi kabba kuki gi no babble da. Himmle bik, da resayoi mji. Danuk di dada do dili don da. Italiano to Nihonjin, wabba da nokki yuta. Rob ot Chi ken die ne goo sho. Hibble ha da sosutta noga le dalto. Mihi ma kali to hibble yotwi. Kaklewa notoyoi noi qua to erasnada. Danunc ta rebor. Mimi to poolitle mijiratath yao, mimi ha yobo saga topo no Mario voi coi nagga higgle ba. Himmle hummer hun on kum hoedjoi, mo, dannakaretojikun mamtaru nono to was lala do lol monter. Migash na dagga, Nessya? Mantu Aru baba duu.

Translator: Hmm, Gomu haboÖ

O, sorry, Iíll translate it to English instead of Wooly Shambler. Letís see, Kraken tongue then. Iím ready.

He said: I am tired of being tossed in the sea; I wish to be in the mountains. You foolish foolish fools, my kin is waiting for me so that we can have dinner. But you keep pushing me into that wretched urinal. I attack ships in hopes of only getting food because you block me from my dinner. Why? It is not too much to ask to be allowed home I would think; we will be having Kraken bagels with Cream Cheese. You spoil my life. I should not have to babble on with this. Shall the doctors run for fire now! Of men and arms from shores. Iíll even let you come to my dinner party with my kin. All of you were mean, but one who gave food and directed me with a wood stick, but I was too stupid to see his directions and got hit by the stick when he was directing. What was his name, Ness? I thank you for this time, but I must try to get home through your endless traps which will starve me for ages; Adieu.
 



 
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