Hurricane to hit Summers
by

Death Spatula
Monday, March 28, 2005

I write this to announce a surprising hurricane headed straight toward the shore of Summers, the largest beach in all of Eagleland.

Hurricane Mr. T, a category 3 storm at the moment, pounded Dusty Dunes last night, and both buildings there are seriously damaged. Thankfully, every single person had evacuated by the time the storm hit.

Dr. Andonuts, a self-proclaimed hurricane expert, explains a hurricane as this, "A hurricane is a big swirling storm." He proves this amazing discovery by holding up pretty little pictures of hurricanes from satellite pictures.

People now are urged to evacuate Summers as soon as possible, for experts say that it should hit land within the next five minutes.

-Jeff Andonuts
 



 
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