A Note about the Eaglelandian High Society
by

Fobbio
Monday, September 10, 2007

Hello all, I'm Mrs. Christina Monotoli. My husband and I are influential members of the Eaglelandian High Society. As an organization that tries to further society, we try to bring our members the finest activities possible. Each one not only dedicated to stimulate the minds of our patrons, but also to help further humanity. It's widely known that engaging in mentally and emotionally stimulating activities helps further a person's worth as a citizen. The more we know, the more we are attuned to nature and other people as well. That in turn creates more well rounded citizenry that are more knowledgeable of the world. That is our goal.

Our members are always polite in helping new guests, so please feel free to ask. Many have been a part of our society for many years and believe strongly in the goals we strive to achieve. It's thanks to them that we are able to continue with our mission.

We have a library that is much larger than any in Eagleland. With over five thousand books and thirty two thousand publications and other light reading material. Our collection covers a wide variety of topics including: mathematics, physics, chemistry, biology, astronomy, history of much of the documented past for the various parts of the world, art forms of all kinds and legendary music that inspires. For those of us with limited eyesight, many of our more popular reading materials are available in large print or are voice recorded. These assets are valuable to the growing minds of children and to the developing minds of our adult visitors. All of our materials are kept up to date to ensure the latest information is available to our patrons. Older material is stored in digital form so they can be retrieved readily. Interested patrons should inquire about older material that is available for purchase. Our librarians are more than happy to assist in researching any topic as well. Please don't be shy in asking them.

We often provide live concerts of the Eagleland Philharmonic, theatrical performances, ball room dancing, the ballet, the opera and many other wonderful art forms. We search far and wide for the best performers to ensure the highest quality performances. In addition, we often hold talent shows for our younger guests and even had a hand in discovering three of the current members in he Eagleland Philharmonic. Singing, dancing, artistic talents, instrumentals and other activities are common in our talent shows.

In addition to our performing arts activities, we also cater to the logical area of the mind as well. Among the materials in the library, seminars on mathematics and science are also popular. We often get our resident genius, Dr. Andonuts to speak on many informative topics. While he works in the field of science, he also possesses a strong mathematical sense as well. Many visitors remark about the rare opportunity they are given to hear so much about the world in just a single room. The famous scientist Maxwell Labs has also been known to speak on occasion.

All of our teams and clubs are always happy to accommodate new members, so please feel free to visit the information counter to inquire about the various associations that have sprung up over the years. I am an avid contributor to our calculus society. If you stop by, you might even see the famous Dr. Andonuts. His son, Jeff is usually found within the mechanical study area. He really loves his gadgets and is always working on something new. Additionally, we are currently debating the existence of Parallel Universes in our science aimed debate society. Polite, informed debate is encouraged and those who are unfamiliar with the subject matter are sure to pick up the concepts quickly.

We also provide a monthly newsletter of the activities to be held in the coming month. It is a beautifully designed publication intended to stimulate the minds of our guests. A summary of the provided activities acts as a handy guide to help inform about potentially interesting meetings. The first page of every issue is intended to act as an at-a-glance reference page with all upcoming events. Scientific news and historical finds are also provided in each publication. It is important that people learn as much as possible to keep their minds sharp.

All of these activities and more are available to any interested Eagleland citizen for a modest fee. Our services are very useful to those with young children containing budding minds. We hope to see you at our next gathering. If you see me, please feel free to say hello. I'm always happy to meet new guests and I never forget a face.
 



 
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