Pokey's Revenge, Finale
by

Firestorm Chamelion
Monday, March 28, 2005

Ness: Pokey!!

Pokey: Ah, Ness, my old friend! I'm impressed you made it here. Unfortunantly, you won't make it out.

Ness: Save it, fatty. I'm no friend of yours.

Paula: Please just save yourself the trouble and don't make us go through any more!

Jeff: Yeah!

Poo: Surrender, it's over!

Pokey: Indeed, it is. Everdread, you have served my purpose. Now kill them!

Ness: WHAT?!

Everdread: It was too easy leading you here.

Paula: Please, stop!

Pokey: Oh, that's right. He's under my control.

Ness: What? How?

Pokey: If you defeat him, I will tell you!

(The black star swirls and boss music plays)

Everdread used a biting attack! 75 HP of damage to Paula! Poo relaxed and took a deep breath. YIKES! Poo turned into Everdread! Jeff used the defense spray! Jeff's defense went up by 7! Ness attacks! SMAAAAAAAAASH!!!!! 587 HP of damage to Everdread! Everdread ate the double burger! Everdread recovered 86 hp! Poo is knitting his brow! Paula tried PSI Freeze gamma! 423 HP of damage to Everdread! Everdread was defeated!

Pokey: GRRRR!

Ness: You were saying?

Pokey: I have this! I call it Giygnium, the same energy Giygas was made of. Now, I will kill you all! (The ball of energy glows) What's happening? (Suddenly, Giygas's body swirls out of the Giygnium.)

All: GIYGAS?!?!

Giygas: At last!

Pokey: No, you're dead!

Giygas: Not dead. I was banished to the 75th dimension by that fool, Ness. Now, Pokey, you must join me again.

Pokey: Never! I control myself!

Giygas: Then you will die along with the rest of your human race! (Giygas gives off a rainbow of colors, and a gigantic, overwhelmingly powerful looking monster is in his place)

Pokey: Behold, Ness! Giygas's true form!

Giygas: All of you, here, now. I'll crush you all!

Ness: Pokey, we have to team up!

Pokey: Don't think this means that we're friends.

(Hops in his spider bot) (Black Star swirls and V.S. Heavily Armed Pokey BGM from EB plays.) Giygas is charging energy for the next attack! Pokey fired a volley of missiles! 723 HP of damage to Giygas! Paula tried PSI shield sigma! The party was protected by the psychic sheild! Poo tried PSI Starstorm Omega! 751 HP of damage to Giygas! Jeff used the HP sucker! It didn't work on Giygas! Ness attacks! 328 HP of damage to Giygas! Giygas released the stored energy with a hyper beam! 435 HP of damage to Ness! 476 HP of mortal damage to Paula! 432 Hp of mortal damage to Jeff! 501 HP of mortal damage to Poo! 145 HP of damage to Pokey! The beam caused the party's psychic power shield to dissapear! Pokey charged forward! 367 HP of damage to Giygas! Ness tried PSI Lifeup Omega! The party's HP is maxed out! Giygas tried PSI Fire Omega! 400 HP of damage to Ness! 34 HP of damage to Paula! (Wearing the Fire Amulet.)! 345 HP to Jeff! 400 HP of damage to Poo! 2 HP of damage to Pokey! Jeff fired the multi-bottle rocket! 895 HP of damage to Giygas! Poo used PSI Freeze Gamma! 478 HP of damage to Giygas! Paula used PSI Thunder Omega! It didn't hit anyone! 513 HP of damage to Giygas! 497 HP of damage to Giygas! 486 HP of damage to Giygas! Giygas attacks! 324 HP of mortal damage to Poo! A drill-like appendage comes out of the front of Pokey's machine! Pokey charged forward! SMAAAAAAAAASH!!!! 1,276 HP of damage to Giygas! Paula used PSI offense up alpha! Pokey's offense went up by 10! Poo ate the Brainfood Lunch! Poo's HP is maxed out! Poo recovered 80 PP! Ness used PSI Special Omega! 957 HP of damage to GIygas! Pokey unleashed a barrage of hyper bombs! 1,890 HP of damage to Giygas! 2,412 HP of damage to Giygas! 1,654 HP of damage to GIygas! Jeff fired the AK-47! 1,500 damage to Giygas! Giygas used PSI Flash Omega! Ness became diamondized! Paula got hurt and collapsed! Jeff could not stop crying! Poo began to feel strange! It had no visible effect on Pokey! Poo used the cup of lifenoodles! It had no effect on Giygas! Pokey put up a repulse shield! Jeff used the HP Sucker! It did not work on Giygas! Poo tried PSI Freeze Gamma! 650 HP of mortal damage to Poo! Poo got hurt and collapsed! Giygas attacks! The repulse shield deflected the attack! 547 HP of damage to Giygas! Pokey shot out the drill! SMAAAAAAASH!!!! 4,780 HP of damage to Giygas! Giygas was defeated!

Giygas: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ness: We did it!

Giygas: Pokey, If I'm going back to the 75th dimension, you are coming with me!

Pokey: Never! I have things to do here! (Runs to his computer and types keys, then slips away unnoticed)

Computer: Self destruct sequence activated. One minute until destruction. Evacuate, evacuate. (Alarm sounds and as a cameo appearence, the escape music from Super Metroid plays.)

Giygas: Nooooooooooo! (Giygas is sucked back into the 75th dimension.)

Ness: Let's get out of here! (Ness and his friends escape, followed by a tremendous explosion)

Giygas was banished back to the 75th dimension, where he will remain for all time. But, what of Pokey? Where did he go? Will he attempt to rule Earth again? Or will he be completely reformed? Only time will tell....
 



 
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