Frieza’s Eagleland Christmas, Part 4
by

Firestorm Chamelion
Sathurday, August 19, 2006

Greetings. It is Christmas morning, I am writing to you from the Onett hill where Frieza’s spaceship is. The government has decided not to give into Frieza’s demands and I’m here to scope out the action, and the government’s secret weapon is ready to go, just in case. It looks like Frieza is coming out of his spaceship…I’ll try to get the scoop. Wow, Frieza looks pretty angry. Maybe I’ll just stay back and write from here…

“What?! Where are my presents? Where’s my immortality? Where are the Dragonballs and the Stoic Club pass? And where is the powerful zyxonite?” Frieza shouts. “I’ll destroy all of you!”

Before Frieza can get away, the government’s massive attack tank approaches Frieza. Oh, no, I think the president of Eagleland is aboard the weapon. I hope he’ll be okay.

“Frieza, this is the president of Eagleland. In our country, naughty boys like you don’t get presents on Christmas morning. If you leave now, nobody will have to get hurt. Your demands are too high, some of them impossible!” The president says through a mega speaker.

“How are they impossible? I find them quite reasonable.” Says Frieza. He’s glowing with some sort of strange aura. I don’t like this…

“For one, our planet doesn’t even have any Dragonballs, and the Stoic Club hasn’t been open in years. The only traces of Zyxonite are long gone, and…”

“Silence, fool! You will pay for this insult!”

“Fine, Frieza, have it your way.” Says the president.

From my secluded vantage point, I see a large cannon like object beginning to protrude from the front of the tank. It shoots a great beam of light at Frieza. He’s totally engulfed in it; I’m expecting him to be disintegrated by the time the light goes away.

What’s this? The attack didn’t even faze Frieza! This is bad… he’s even more powerful than I thought!

“You amuse me, Mr. President, but it’s time to end this little game.”

With a single exhale of his breath, Frieza blows the whole tank away and it blows up. I only hope the president is alright. It’s a shame. The government spent all that money on the tank and it didn’t even do anything! Now who’s going to restrain Frieza? I should probably get out of here.

Wait, what’s this… yes! At last, Ness and his friends have arrived! Frank Fly, Mr. T, Dr. Andonuts, Apple Kid, and Tallah Ramma have arrived as well. Maybe they can defeat Frieza.

“Well, well, looks like I have some more playmates, do I?” Frieza asks.

“Far from it, Frieza. We’re here to send you back to where you came from, wherever that may be.” Ness says. He draws his bat and is looking ready to fight.

“Yeah, freak!” says Paula.

“We beat Giygas and we can beat you.” Says Apple Kid.

Frieza chuckles sinisterly.

“I could destroy you all in an instant, but that wouldn’t be much fun now would it?” Frieza asks. “I’m going to destroy you all, one by one.”

Mr. T is the first one to act. He rushes at Frieza, but Frieza shot some kind of beam at him and he fell backwards and unconscious.

“Death Beam!” Frieza shouts.

“It appears we are dealing with a most powerful foe. Use caution, my young friends.” Says the guru, Tallah Ramma.

Jeff lowers his gun and fires, but Frieza deflects the beams and they hit the poor kid. Jeff picks himself back up and takes out a multi bottle rocket.

“Yeah, that’s the way, my son! No one can stand up to a multi bottle rocket.” Says Dr. Andonuts.

“Get ‘em, Jeff!” Says Poo.

Jeff lights the rocket and it fires right at Frieza. After they explode, Frieza is still unharmed. No one on the site can believe it. I’m starting to have my doubts now.

“N-no way…” Jeff says. “No one can emerge from a multi-rocket unscathed!”

“Apparently Frieza can.” Apple Kid says.

Frank Fly is talking out his knives. What’s he going to try? Frieza doesn’t even look close to breaking a sweat.

“I’ve had enough! You’ve ruined Christmas, you little freak.” Says Frank. He rushes at Frieza with his knives, but Frieza removes them from his hands with his mind and hurls them at Frank. Frank falls unconscious.

“Frank!” Ness shouts. He turns to Tallah Ramma and Dr. Andonuts. “You two go and check on that weapon and make sure the president’s okay.”

The two do as ordered as the Chosen 4 and Apple Kid remain. I don’t like how things are going…

“Do it, Poo.” Ness says.

“Right.”

Poo puts his hands to his head and concentrates. Soon, a bunch of stars fall from the sky and pelt Frieza. I can feel the impact of them landing. He’s got to be dead this time.

The stars have stopped falling and there’s a lot of smoke. I guess that was the legendary Starstorm Omega. I hope Frieza’s dead this time, but I’m running out of inl…



The letter abruptly ends here. Did Poo’s Starstorm Omega do Frieza in? Look for more letters on this issue to arrive. That is all for now.
 



 
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