So, we defeated the dragon-like Ridley, then were informed by Samus that it was time
to confront this fiend we knew only as The Mother Brain. We rested in a capsule room
just before the entrance to her lair...
Samus: You're still kids. Are you sure you want to do this?
Ness: Trust me, we are ready. The day we can't kick butt on some giant brain is the
day I hang up my cap and bat.
Jeff: Ness is right. We've been through a lot worse, Samus. Believe me.
Paula: Yeah, this should be a piece of cake!
Samus: I must warn you again before we go down thier, Mother Brain is far more
dangerous than any other creature on this planet. I just hope we don't run into any
metroids down here.
Jeff: What's a metroid?
Samus: You don't wanna know, trust me. Let's just get this over with.
So, we came into a room with a statue of Kraid and Ridley, each had a glowing stone
for an eye. Mysteriously, the eyes shot skyward and the statues sunk along with the
floor, revealing the entrance to Tourian.
Ness: Man, what a smell!
Samus: The smell of large deposits of burning acid. It is a smell I am quite
Samus: Yes, acid string enough to even eat through my power suit. Whatever you do,
do not fall into it, I guarentee you will not survive.
Paula: Wow, that's a comforting thought.
Samus: Just watch your step, O.K.?
We made our way through Tourian apparently without encountering any of the metroids
Samus spoke of earlier. We came across a room with strange barriers, and Samus shot
them down. After journeying into the room a little more, we saw a giant jar with a
huge brain inside of it. It was obvious this was the Mother Brain.
Samus: Mother Brain.
Brain: Ah, Samus! We meet again at last. It's been to long.
Samus: I don't think it's been long enough, Brain!
Brain: Samus, I'm hurt! Honestly. So, why have you come back? Are you that eager to
Samus: I'm not going to die.
Brain: Remember what happened in our last confrontation, Samus? Had it not been for
that large metroid, you never would have survived.
Samus: I didn't come for a flashback, Brain. I came to stop you.
Brain: Then try it!
Samus: Very well then. (Fires super missiles at Mother Brain's jer. The jar shatters.)
Brain: How dare you!
Paula: PSI shield omega! (Uses PSI shield omega. Psychic power shield protects the
Brain: Take this! (Fires energy rings at the party. Being a brain, Mother Brain's
attack is considered psychic and reflects back at her.) Noo! It cannot be!
Samus: It can. Say good-night, Brain. (Fires more super missiles)
Brain: ARGH! Do you have any idea how much those things smart? I won't be defeated
again! (Transforms into enormous body with her on top, attached to a long neck.)
Ness: What the...?
Brain: WAAAH! TIME TO DIE, SAMUS!
Samus: Same trick again, Brain?
Brain: WAAAH! (Shoots powerful hand beam at Samus. It hits Poo instead.)
Poo: OOOF! (Flies against the wall and is knocked unconcious.)
Paula: No way! That beam penetrated my psychich power shield! (Samus fires more
Ness: PSI healing omega! (Poo is revived. Paula re-news PSI power shield.)
Brain: WOOOOAAAH! (Spits out a bomb. The PSI shield protects the group from harm)
Samus: Suck on these! (Tries to fire more missiles, but doesn't.) I'm out of missiles!
Paula: We'll take care of it. PSI shield! (Re-news shield again.)
Poo: PSI Starstorm Omega!
Ness: PSI Special Omega!
Paula: PSI Freeze Omega!
Jeff: Multi-Bottle rockets! (The group renlentlessly attacks Mother Brain. It just
makes her angry.)
Brain: Annoying little insects!
Ness: Impossible! Our strongest attacks have no effect!
Brain: Time to end this! (Begins absorbing energy.)
Samus: Oh no! The hyper beam! There's no way to avoid it!
Brain: DIIIEEEE! (Uses hyper beam on Samus. The beam blasts her against the wall and
holds her thier for the six seconds it lasts.)
Samus: Unh. (Drops.)
Ness: What an attack!
Paula: No way! I just renewed the shield, and it went right through it.
Brain: Samus, you and your friends are dead! (Charges up again.)
Ness: Now what do we do?! (Mother Brain uses hyper beam on Paula.)
Jeff: There's no stopping it!
Poo: PSI healing Omega! (Nothing happens.) Why?! Why can't I use PSI?!
Jeff: Mother Brain's brain power must be absorbing it!
Brain: Right you are. I must thank you, that felt quite good. (Charges up again and
uses hyper Beam on Poo.)
Ness: What do we do now? There is no way to avoid that attack, and we can't heal
Jeff: I've got it! If that thing is a brain, there is only one way it can be doing
Ness: Psychosis, right?
Ness: Just like us, huh? What's your point?
Jeff: Watch! (Mother Brain charges up again. Jeff takes out counter-PSI unit.) I
sure hope this works... (Uses counter-PSI unit. When Mother Brain releases the
energy, nothing happens.)
Ness: It worked! O.K., here we go! PSI healing omega! (Poo is revived.)
Poo: PSI healing omega! (Paula and Samus are revived.)
Brain: What did you do to me? I can't even use my psychosis to block out yours anymore!
Jeff: She's defenseless! Attack now!
Brain: I can still kill you! Samus! I'll crush you and your puny friends into dust!
(Tries to step on the group, but she is too slow. They use thier most powerful
attacks and Mother Brain's body is destroyed, her head falls to the ground.) Samus,
I'm taking you with me! I'm blowing up this planet!
Brain: See you again later, fools! (Warps away. Planet begins to shake.)
Samus: You should be able to escape using your PSI now that the Mother Brain is
gone. Get out of here!
Jeff: What about you, Samus?
Samus: Don't worry about me. I have a ship at the surface. Go!
Jeff: What if we never meet again?
Samus: So what? I now losing a comrade hurts, but there's nothing we can do about it!
Jeff: Man, I was hoping I could study the incredible technology of this planet, and
of your power suit.
Samus: It was great meeting you all!
Ness: You, too.
Paula: Yeah, you're like, totaly my heroine! A girl who kicks more butt than any man.
Samus: Make no mistake, I'm no girl. I'm all woman.
Poo: Good-Bye Samus! May our paths cross again. (Samus nods politely and begins to
Ness: Hold on to me! PSI teleport omega! (Uses PSI teleport and the group returns to
Twoson.) Ah! Home sweet home.
Paula: Ness, are we still going on that romantic dinner.
Ness: No, I've had enough excitement for one day. I need to rest.
Paula: That's easy for you to say. You didn't catch a hyper beam.
Poo: Yeah, that hurt pretty bad.
Jeff: Poo, we'll leave Ness and Paula here. Take me back to Winters.
Poo: As you wish. Ness, Paula, I'll see you again later.
Jeff: Yup, later.
Ness: Hey, Jeff.
Ness: Thanks. If it wasn't for that machine of yours, we'd be toast.
Jeff: No, Ness. We did it together. As a team.
Jeff: Later! (Jeff and Poo warp out.)
Ness: I'm going home, Paula. Good-bye. I'll come see you tomorow.
Paula: You'd better.
Ness: Don't worry, I will. (Paula goes home and Ness returns to Onett.)
So, that's the storry of how we were almost killed on Planet Zebes. It was quite a
unique experience, and I got to see lots of cool things on Planet Zebes. They should
make a video game series on Samus's previous adventures on Planet Zebes. I mean,
would that be cool or what? Fighting giant insects and dragons and brains on a
maze-like planet with all sorts of cool beams and other weapons? Well, I have to go,
Paula's waiting for me.
By the way, if it wasn't obvious, Jeff developed a huge crush on Samus.