Stuck on Planet Zebes, Part 3
by

Firestorm Chamelion
Monday, August 15, 2005

After defeating Kraid, intergalactic warrior Samus Aran asked us how we came to Planet Zebes. Not really sure ourselves, we told her the story as best we could.

Samus: Most unfortunant, young warriors.
Ness: So, what happened? Do you know how we got here?
Samus: I can only think of one possible explanation. The Mother Brain has created a rip through space. She plans to use this rip for her own selfish desires of universal conquest. If you do indeed have the ability to travel through space with PSI, then it is very likely that it was this rip that brought you here. What's worse, I don't think you'll be able to return home until I defeat Mother Brain.
Poo: You mean we, don't you?
Samus: Surely you jest? Mother Brain is far more dangerous than Kraid. She has a special energy beam that even I cannot avoid or withstand.
Paula: It's not like we have anything else to do, right?
Samus: Do as you wish.

So, we followed Samus through the vast depths of Planet Zebes. We journeyed through Norfair, the firey center of the planet where we had to use our PSI to repel the liquidating heat. Almost not making it alive, we came to a room with a strange capulse in it. Samus rechartged her suit in the capsule while we rested. After several hours of rest, we came to a large room and the door shut on us! OUt of nowhere, a pteradactyl like creature swooped from the celing...

Samus: Watch out! (Ridley swoops down and hovers in front of the group.) Ridley...
Ridley: Well well, we certainly have been seeing eachother a lot over the past few years, haven't we, Samus? I think I'm starting to develop a crush on you.
Paula: Gross! That giant.. thing likes you?!
Samus: Save it, Ridley. I don't date reptiles.
Ridley: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Fond of you as I am, I cannot allow you to intefere with Mother Brain's plans.
Samus: Ridley, if I had a dime for every time you said that, I'd be a millionare, and I'd be very famous. Oh, wait a second, I am a millionare! And I am famous! How ironic. You know can't win, Ridley, so why don't you just fly back to your nest before you get hurt again?
Ridley: Is that right? Well at least you still have your sense of humor. Samus, you and your friends are dead! (Breathes fire at Samus. Samus dodges and shoots several missiles.)
Ness: PSI Flash! (Uses PSI Flash)
Ridley: I can't see!
Paula: PSI Freeze gamma! (Uses PSI freeze gamma.)
Jeff: See how you like this! (Fires bazooka)
Poo: Hrrrrrrrrrrrr...(Tries to mirror Ridley, but fails. Even after all the attacks, Ridley is merely angered.)
Ridley: ROOAAAR! Now it's my turn! (Swings his massive tail at the group.)
Ness: PSI lifeup omega! (Uses lifeup omega. Everybody is fully healed.)
Poo: Starstorm omega!
Ridley: D'oh! If I stay here, I am finished. Samus, I don't know about your little friends, but it is a good bet that we will meet again. ta ta, fools! (Flies away.)
Samus: We beat him. Now the passage way to Mother Brain should be open. Are you sure you're up for this?
Ness: Let's rock.
Paula: I'm with Ness!
Jeff: Let's do it!
Poo: I'm ready.
Samus: Then let us rest a while. Mother Brain is a formidable opponent.

So, we headed back to the capsule room and rested for the final battle with this Mother Brain. Join me, Ness, again next time for the final chapter of Trapped on Planet Zebes!
 



 
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