H'llo fans and fellow readers, Ness here. As you may know, I've had my fair share of
adventures. A little over one year after the whole Pokey's Revenge deal, I was
supposed to take Paula to a new fancy resturaunt in Fourside for a romantic dinner
for two. After I picked her up from her house, she suggested I use PSI teleport so
we would not have to walk. I also thought it was a good idea, so I used PSI
teleport. But, when I did, I felt us moving faster than ever and surrounded by
darkness. When we came to, we were in a strange place. And so began yet another
great adventure for a famous young hero, yours truly. So sit back, grab some popcorn
and soda, and enjoy!
(Ness and Paula warp onto the surface of Planet Zebes)
Paula: Like, wow! Ness, this doesn't look like Fourside to me.
Ness: Wow. I wonder what gave you that idea. Anyway, we have to find a way home.
(Just as he said that, Jeff and Poo warp onto the scene from nowhere.) Jeff?! Poo?!
What are you doing here?
Poo: Well, me and Jeff were kinda hanging out and I used PSI teleport. Thus, we
wound up here? How about you?
Ness: Same. Anyway, what is going on? I don't think we're in Fourisde.
Jeff: You are correct, Ness. My enviro scanner detects that the air in this place is
30% nitrogen, 25% oxygen, and the others, some other elements nobody even cares
about. It's like we're on another planet...
Paula: Like, no waaay!
Poo: The one who does not act gets no results. I suggest we check the place out.
Ness: Good idea. (The walk until they find a blue circular door) Jeff, can you
figure what is this?
Jeff: Give a second or two... (Takes out a scanner and gets a readout on the door.)
This appears to be a blast door of some kind. Get behind me. (Jeff takes out his ray
gun and opens the door. A space pirate is waitng behind it and spots the group.)
Paula: Grodie! It's a giant praying mantis! (The space pirate fires lasers) Duck!
(They take cover.)
Ness: PSI shield omega! (Uses PSI shield omega. The space pirate takes some more
shots and the beams bounce back and destroy it. Jeff scans the pirate's dead body.)
Jeff: Just as I thought. We are no longer on Earth. Our alien friend here breathes
Poo: What a creepy place this is... it reeks with acid.
Jeff: He's correct. My enviro scanner detected traces of versitile acids. Just hope
we don't run inot any. (Ness notices a skree, a bat-like creaure, on the celing)
Ness: Hey, what's that thing? (Points to the skree)
Paula: Eew, there'r too many bugs in this place. I want to go home, Ness, NOW!! This
is not my idea of a romantic night out.
Ness: Easy there, princess. I'll get us out of here. PSI teleport! (The teleport
fails.) Allright, maybe not. We'll have to find another way home. Something is
blocking the teleport, almost as if it were a giant brain or something.
Poo: Then I suggest we look for a ship or something.
Paula: Hang on. Let me squash that bug first! PSI Fire Beta! (Uses PSI Fire Beta.
The skre falls charred to the ground. The quartet walk around some more. Jeff opens
up another door with his gun. In the next room, a flying creature called a waver
tries to run into Ness, but he whacks it with his bat. The waver falls to the
Ness: Are these some of Giygas's leftover creatures? They sure are dangerous!
Jeff: No, they appear to be the native wildlife. Kinda territorial, don't you think?
Oh, here's another blast door. I'll open it. (Uses ray gun to open door. The next
room is an elevator room.)
Jeff: I know, I know, you don't have to ask. (Looks around.) This appears to be an
elevator of some sort. Looks like the only way is down.
Paula: Like, no sir! There's no way I'm going deeper into this place.
Jeff: Sorry, Paula, but we have no choice. Our only way is down. If you want to get
home, then come with us.
Jeff: I don't like this one bit. Listen guys, if we take this thing down, we may not
be able to take it back up. Are you sure about this, oh faithful leader?
Ness: Let's rock. (the group stand on the elevator and Jeff works on a computer. A
whirring sound is hears, and he gets on himself. The elevator takes them deeper into
So, we took a mysterious elevator on a mysterious planet deeper into what we now
know as Brinstar. That's al the time I have for now, but be sure to stay tuned!