Pokey's Revenge
by

Firestorm Chamelion
Monday, March 28, 2005

Pokey: Enter, Belch! Fear not, your betrayal is forgiven.

Belch: *Burp!* How did you know it was me?

Pokey: I could smell you a mile away. Tell me, Belch, why have you disgraced me with your fowl presence?

Belch: I came to ask how you can be sure Ness won't interfere with your plans? *Burp*

Pokey: Excellent question, Belch, and the answer is quite interesting: I have discovered the most powerful energy source in the universe!

Belch: *Burp* And what might that be?

Pokey: The same energy I regetably used to revive you and the clan of Starmen. I found it in today's era where Ness defeated Giygas while I was returnning from the past. It is the same energy Giygas was made of. I have named after my fallen master: Giygnium! With this power, I will destroy Ness, and I will conquer the world!

Belch: *Burp* What about Ness's powers? *Burp*

Pokey: Belch, how long has it been since Ness has been in combat? Three years. His powers will have grown weak over time. He will not stand a chance! (An alarm goes off)

Belch: *Burp* Some one is here! *Burp*

Pokey: Then what are you doing in here instead of guarding the entrance like you are supposed to? (Belch quickly leaves and contacts Pokey again)

Belch: Sir, it's the cold goods truck again.

Pokey: Oh, goody, he came early today! My source of power has arrived: Desert! Greet him and get me my food.

Belch: I can't. Last time I tried, he sped away, screaming. *Burp*

Pokey: Then have the New age HIppie get it.

Belch: Of course, sir. *Burp*

Pokey: My plan is to perfect to fail. I'll see you soon, Ness, very soon! Wahahahahaa! HHAHAHAHAHA! *Cough! Cough! Hack*
 



 
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