A Poem

Thursday, June 24, 2004

Hello ...

I'm a bit shy, but I'll try my best.

I love Haikus. I really do. I worked so hard on it, and then Ness comes and ruins it. Then he blames the whole thing on me. Pokey brainwashed me. I swear. Anyway, this is my poem. I hope you enjoy it.

I have a teddy.
He keeps me warm when I sleep.
I just love him so.

I named him Billy.
Is it creepy that he's male?
I swear I love chicks.

Billy is so cool.
His ability to love,
is beyond my own.

He isn't greedy.
He tries to make everyone,
feel so good inside.

So why Billy Bear,
do you torment me so much,
by calling me names?

I thought it was just,
a way to express yourself ...
Don't call me Gay-gus.

... Now that I read that poem, maybe that Teddy isn't so great. I have to go. Thank you for listening, but I have to go kill that bear. Bye friend!

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