Gossip Folks Bling Bling: Chapter One
by

RLilley
Sunday, July 27, 2003

Welcome to the first edition of Gossip Folks Bling Bling. From now on, it shall be known as GFBB. It's time to "Rope" in some grand gossip for you!

- Jeff Andonuts no longer wets the bed. According to the genius, 'Huggies' deserve more credit than they receive. Why? Well, they keep him dry.

- Chaos Theatre was on the brink of shutting down due to a gas leak. Guess who leaked the gas? It's really ... quite sad. I hate that kid. I hope he gets a visit from the Soul Consuming Flame.

- The Arms Dealer recently sold a gift-wrapped cookie to some kid claiming it was a Sword of Kings. The Arms Dealer swears it was a mistake, and promises to give the kid a wrapped Meteorite should he ever return.

- The Worthless Protoplasm recently ran for the position of Mayor in Onett. His political slogan was simple: "I may be Worthless, but at least I'm not a Republican!"

That's all for today. REMEMBER: I'm made out of rope, and will hang you should I have to. So remember to eat your greens. I hate those idiot Coil Snakes. They take the attention from me ...
 



 
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