Sword of Kings
by

bluecow
Sunday, September 21, 2003

I never had a weapon, it was always Ness, Paula, and Jeff that were good enough for those. I was the martial arts kid who doesnít need a weapon. I had wanted a weapon ever since I saw the other three use theirs in combat against that Kraken, but I never got one. I just got madder and madder over the fact that I had to struggle using my bare hands and still did less damage than Jeff, who could just shoot the enemy from afar. Finally, I heard that Starman Supers could drop a weapon I could use. I was overjoyedÖ but then I once again got the short end of the stick.

I remember that day, we spent hour upon hour looking for the Sword of Kings. ďItís really rare,Ē everyone said as we searched and searched. I remember when we finally found that present, I was so happy. Then I equipped it. The stupid thing barely helped me at all! What the heck was this? Ness has been getting stronger weapons than this for a long time, and you could buy them. What kind of a king would want this piece of crap? Sword of Kings? More like Sword of People Who Have Way to Much Time on Their Hands and Donít Care Theyíre Getting a Weak Weapon.

Then again, I guess I may be being irrational, I mean SoPWHWtMToTHaDCTGaWW isnít a very appealing acronym for my fans to use. Donít worry though folks, Iím not going to tie Ness up in his sleep and beat him with all the different types of bats I can find while screaming various insults about his mother (who is quite a nice woman by the way), really. I thank you for reading, I feel this has really helped my feelings on this matter. Now Iím off, I think I might see a type of bat I donít have for my collection yet.
 



 
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