I never had a weapon, it was always Ness, Paula, and Jeff that were good enough
for those. I was the martial arts kid who doesnít need a weapon. I had wanted a
weapon ever since I saw the other three use theirs in combat against that
Kraken, but I never got one. I just got madder and madder over the fact that I
had to struggle using my bare hands and still did less damage than Jeff, who
could just shoot the enemy from afar. Finally, I heard that Starman Supers
could drop a weapon I could use. I was overjoyedÖ but then I once again got the
short end of the stick.
I remember that day, we spent hour upon hour looking for the Sword of Kings.
ďItís really rare,Ē everyone said as we searched and searched. I remember when
we finally found that present, I was so happy. Then I equipped it. The stupid
thing barely helped me at all! What the heck was this? Ness has been getting
stronger weapons than this for a long time, and you could buy them. What kind
of a king would want this piece of crap? Sword of Kings? More like Sword of
People Who Have Way to Much Time on Their Hands and Donít Care Theyíre Getting
a Weak Weapon.
Then again, I guess I may be being irrational, I mean SoPWHWtMToTHaDCTGaWW
isnít a very appealing acronym for my fans to use. Donít worry though folks,
Iím not going to tie Ness up in his sleep and beat him with all the different
types of bats I can find while screaming various insults about his mother (who
is quite a nice woman by the way), really. I thank you for reading, I feel this
has really helped my feelings on this matter. Now Iím off, I think I might see
a type of bat I donít have for my collection yet.